Heeeeelloooo there! It’s been a while since I wrote anything, I have many chapters to go through -about 200 screenshots-. Okay, maybe that’s only three chapters, maximum, BUT they’re full of birthdays.
So without further precaution, let’s join Damien into his demonic ritual.
Damien: Rise, champion, this is my flesh offering to you!
Daenerys, on the other side, settles for waffles over questionable practices.
Daenerys: Demons wouldn’t be of much use here anyway, dragons on the other hand…
Unsupervised teens is a bad idea and leaves Cole with an awkward smile.
That is also due to being the only one invited to a costume party at Jamie Jolina’s place.
At least he’s not completely alone.
There’s hot-dog Conor Frio, Jamie’s boyfriend.
Jamie’s idea of a party was to stand in the corner of her bedroom, so Cole went to chat with her.
Cole: Xander like had a kid with Samali.
Cole does not understand why Jamie is hurt by Xander’s unfaithfulness.
Cole does not understand because Jamie is doing to same thing to poor Conor.
Cole is confused because it shouldn’t be a big deal since only the legacy family is confined to monogamy.
Or maybe Cole just lacks tact.
So he gives her a consoling hug to try to make her feel better.
Keep that hand high, harpy old brat!
Party was boring, so Cole came back to good old boring house instead.
Cole: Wow, they broke the like TV…
Usual screenshot incase he gets electrocuted and dies…
Cole mastered the Handiness skill, so it didn’t happen.
The TV is repaired, Cole instantly rolls a wish to watch it.
Fine, but is has to be the cooking channel. This Torch-holder has many maxed skills, but his cooking has to be the lowest of all THs.
His cooking does not match his gardening.
His gardening of potatoes anyway.
Fixing the TV stirred his Handiness vibe (he’s not handy, just maxed it), and he goes on spree of wanting to upgrade stuff.
Handiness lvl 10 perk = Peeking inside appliances to understand them fully.
As a slob, Daisha doesn’t shower often.
Hot tub is the way to stay fresh without effort.
At midnight, Daryl has a revelation.
Daryl: I gotta vroom-vroom.
So Cole sets out to teach him.
No wonder why it’s taking him so long…
Cole: That’s like not what I had in mind.
Sorry, Daryl is special. He’s stupid.
He’s also an alien.
So he gets to be weird.
Cole is perfectly human, but he insists on merging with anything he upgrades.
Nevermind the floating plant.
It’s just Bellatrix stalking her son. I swear she’s always out.
Cole: Ew Mom, put a life on!
Bellatrix: You didn’t say like, I like you. 😀
Checking on the kids, Damien expresses his art.
Very dark, deep.
Duncan is working out -as usual- in his formalwear. That’s one way to make it used to your body.
Drake is wandering around, most likely to the bathroom from the way he’s heading.
Bellatrix: Eat me! OoohOhohOHOohooOoOoo Eat me!
Dalyra is angstily (is that a word?) playing guitar.
She may or may not have a rockstar profile.
Surely she has the coolest audience.
Calypso: That’s the date, Barbossa? Neat.
Drake puffs his chest at his grandma. Daenerys is waiting in line.
Bellatrix: At ease, soldier.
Damien’s idea of a barbecue is rather…cold.
Damien: It’s always cold in Hell.
Isn’t Hell burning hot?
Woo, Bobbi made it to L5 of the music career!
The aliens keep having a keen interest in anyone that lives on this lot.
He kind of has family up there at least.
Distantly somehow related, they still study the Dean gene, their prime interest.
Drake: I hate everything.
Daryl is STILL learning how to drive.
No more teen training, Cole is the most dedicated couch-potato ever.
To celebrate, he gets himself his outside bench.
He can now freely sit outside in the cold, his childhood dream.
With the company of his very temperature-insensitive daughter.
Cole: This dream come true is, like, a unicorn.
But it wouldn’t be a perfect day without his lover.
They watch the sunset together.
But the sun cant be seen because too much fog.
So kissing is going to make it a day. Aaaaw.
Bellatrix finds her good old bed. GET IN YOUR GRAVE!
That reminds me how much I love this simple bedroom. Too bad it will soon become the next heir’s room.
Using his hunting skills, Barbossa spots a turtle in the middle of nowhere.
Stalking it in the deep snow, will he catch it?
He’s super proud of it too, so cute. ❤
IN DA TANK!
She is named Athena. Cole no longer needs a biased jury, but who knows what her destiny might be.
The Moonwisps get their first teleporter.
The entrance also gets the little money the family had into looking nicer because needed to for the picture.
New piece of electronics = upgrade.
With it, Cole gets his wish to upgrade ten objects.
Bobbi, diva as ever, calls he daughter a scraggly ugly rat.
Daenerys: But Mom? I might be your clone…
Dalyra isn’t her mom’s clone (though perhaps her grandma’s or her dad’s) and devilishly enjoys the scene.
Bobbi: Right um, sorry Desirée.
Cole likes his kids, even those who like nothing.
Drake started to build an igloo and Cole joined him.
Prime father-son time.
It even makes Drake smile.
Drake: N-no! I just…this brick fits, is all!
Daenerys’ turn to get abducted.
They truly want to meet all of Dean’s lineage.
Daenerys has to be the only one so far who doesn’t seem traumatized or disgusted by the experience.
Daenerys: What’s in front of me is far more disturbing.
In front of you…
No worries, it’s not Cole and Drake.
Cassandra took until now to get her first ever romantic interest.
Of course she chose the greatest scrub alive.
I wish the bus would show everyone that’s on there.
Drake: Still raising your arm to shield yourself from demons?
It appears the school problem is only partly fixed.
School number one only has the Moonwisps.
The other one has everyone else.
THAT IS NOT HOW THINGS SHOULD BE!
So it turns out I had not properly assigned the ages to each school.
Those Barbara genes though.
The backyard garden is the new hotspot.
Dalyra: School kinda sucks without a teacher.
Dante tried to be nice and made waffles.
Daisha: Bro, they’re burnt.
Daryl really is stupid, because he still uses his bed despite being an alien.
Daenerys: Jeez, wtf is that thing?
Truly the highlight of the lot.
At least it gets the boys to get better grades (especially Daryl).
Daisha gets to do whatever she pleases.
Because Daisha has an A.
Drake ain’t so bad either with his B.
Maybe finding his foot will get him an A? (Gosh I love when he smiles)
Okay Daryl you might be stupid but you still do some pretty odd stuff sometimes.
Like sitting on HAUNTED CHAIRS like there’s nothing to it.
Cole has been listening to Guitar tabcasts just so he could learn the skill.
Just so he could teach some of it to Bobbi and help her in her career. ISBIs and how to get around stuff.
It will never get around occasionnal blank stares.
Duncan: Shh, reading tips on how you can recycle your ear wax.
Damien plays chess against a very harsh opponent it looks like.
Damien: You sure you’re not cheating, God?
Cole and Bobbi have serious conversations about their blond son’s hobbies.
Cole: He’s like, using his ear wax as lip balm now…This environment website is bad for him, we have to put some parentol control on that thing.
It’s okay Daisha, nobody saw it.
You can still pretend you have no flaws.
Popup lets me know Jerald is now a young adult.
Not bad but better as a teen.
That’s one of his brothers, Cliff, I think.
Still a teenager and I think close to face one.
Their mother Vicki.
Everything alright in there, Vicki?
Samali, stop being a creep!
There is more men out there than Cole or Xander! Come on!
You can at least see him in this party.
Except Samali didn’t show up. But hi Jenn!
Jerald is here, trying to impress Dalyra with his fancy lobster, hoping he’ll see her with just her hoodie on one day.
It’s FINALLY her birthday, feels like she was a teen forever.
Right on the cake! Nice.
Dalyra is now a young adult, and she rolls Mean Spirited.
In the end, she’s a Neurotic, Virtuoso, Angler, Excitable and Mean Spirited Sim. Sounds like naming her after the word “delirium” wasn’t so wrong. So she gets somewhat of an evil jester look.
She is also -great revelation- NOT A CLONE!
She has Bellatrix’s eye color and mouth, Cole’s nose and Bobbi’s eye shape.
Therefore she gets to be an interesting option for heirship, and she also gets Cassandra’s judgement.
Dalyra: That’s right suckers, I’m awesome.
While Dalyra lurks in her corner with cake, Cole tries to make friends with simselves.
Except only Ty is available so they dance like mad teens on the dance floor. That is totally what two Loners would do together in real life, I’m sure…
Until the others finally decide to interfere.
Jenn and Cole heartfart, like everytime they see one another.
However it is soon time to send everyone home and for the rest of the kids to go to bed.
Daryl: Ew, Da, put some pants on!
On this note, I leave thee. Tell me, has your favorites changed? Can you not wait for the others to age and have a hard time choosing? Do you believe the sacred potato lies somewhere out there?