5.9- Machinations

Last time, the kids aged to teens, the horses got their foals and I don’t think much else happened.

Ethan immediately gets started on teaching the teens to drive.

He starts with Flemeth.

The horses are staying on the main lot for as long as the foals are young.

That way, people can bottle-feed them and help the mommies get a rest. (Horses are a major pain to take care of, always in a loop for their needs, barely any downtime until you get Lifetime Rewards that help…)

Finnick has taken up the Martial Arts skill but is interrupted by Eve.

Eve: You used to be in here. Right heeeeeere! *shrieks*

Fenris and Fiora fight over the bathroom.

Fenris: Wait, what’s wrong with Mom?
Fiora: She’s been freaking out over being the one to carry us and not Dad.

And Nova is being a cute kitty.

She’s practicing her hunting skill.

Flemeth is done learning how to drive.

So it’s Fenris’s turn.

Off they go, running into the fields, singing songs and such.

Ethan: Lalala, says I.
Fenris: What?

Nova is starting to realize her adopting family is a little bit crazy on the edges.

Nova: They’re almost all aliens. They better not probe me.

When everyone is at school and working, she goes outside.

She’s on the prowl for fish.

MAIM IT!

SHRED IT TO PIECES!

She won, obviously.

Nova: Why of course. I am the hunter, everything else is prey.

Finnick is being extra nostalgic over the toy oven –that he never used.

Conquest invades human space with his ghostliness.

But of course Eclipse takes the cake, as the king of douches he is.

Really not where he belongs.

Fiora and Fenris goof around outside.

Fenris: Ba harmy putar? Glarch!
Fiora: Hahaha, good one!

Fiora autonomously feeds Ruin.

This allows Asteroid to keep grooming Comet and fulfill a wish.

Oddly enough, it’s Despair’s birthday.

Despair: Why am I aging up first? I wasn’t born first. What does life even mean anymore?

So there, he’s all grown up now.

Despair: But I’m hungry.
Comet: Now you get to feed yourself.

Quality time between the torch-holder and his wife.

Eve: Ready to watch Breaking Good?
Ethan: Sure, let me just set this podcast to learn logic at the same time.

Fiora is lazily kicking the training dummy.

Reminder: Both her and Finnick have the Disciplined trait, which is why they’re autonomously picking up the skill.

It’s Ruin’s turn to age up!

Torment: I was born first, what the heck?

Conquest came right after.

Conquest: Have I conquered your heart?

And finally Torment.

Conquest: I still prefer myself.

Fiora went home with Elliot today.

Though nobody was actually home so she just did her homework outside.

She then had a nap.

Most houses in the world are from Pralinesim on TSR.

Eventually Elvis came home but he was not amused.

Elvis: Where the hell is that bratty alien?

Some other relevant people are up to things in town.

Damian Blue is a sim created by Ms Blue on TSR.

Jenn had her first kid.

Technically a Moonwisp cousin.

Elika snatched another Blue.

We’ll see if she produces real cousins.

With about a bazillion horses on the lot, more people are lured outside.

And yes, Gan still exists outside of the rocking chair sometimes.

Finnick chooses to restore his brain power rather than sleep.

He also chooses to do it on Flemeth’s bed rather than his own.

Luckily Flemeth is busy outside and won’t need her bed anytime soon.

Ethan has been asking the kids their gender preferences in a partner. They’re all straight.

Fenris the slob taking a bath.

Fenris: Gotta get clean before going out.

That is because Ethan took them to the Fall Festival – and then wandered around gathering collectables.

So much for getting clean. At least he won the pie eating contest.

All Fiora did was nap on a bench.

And they say Fenris is the Heavy Sleeper.

Finnick quickly came home and grilled some hot dogs.

Finnick: Seriously, why bother going out to have fun when we have everything here?

Ethan’s scavenging took him to the ranch, where the garden was all ripe for the picking.

Ethan: Don’t mind if I do.

Most of what he gathered, he planted for the home garden.

Ethan: More than just potatoes. Premium granola material right here.

Ruin is NOT happy with the non-premium food the humans get.

Ruin: How dare he feed us heaven but give burnt crumbs to his kids?

Flemeth and Fenris are having a secret meeting in the garage.

Flemeth: That’s the plan then?
Fenris: Yeah, just need to get the others on board too.

Fenris tried to convince Fiora of whatever their machinations are.

Fiora: Bad timing, I really just want to pee.

And Finnick is too busy breaking board to…get on board.

Finnick: Those foam boards don’t stand a chance. Not a chance!

He earned a new belt.

His dedication is admirable for an idiot.

Sims care so much more about horses than their own kids when left on autonomous actions.

Torment: I’m not exactly impressed by those brushing techniques, lady.

However there is one thing sim and horse have in common.

They don’t get along with Gan.

Only Nova can get along with him.

Nova: I am HUNGRY. WHERE is my servant?

Eve, as per her usual habit, broke something.

For once, it wasn’t the TV, but Ethan is still the one that has to fix it.

The kids went to prom. Here are the highlights:

• Fenris had a great time and started having strong feelings for Mildred (Until now I thought that was usually a boy’s name).
• Fenris asked the most popular guy out, who walked away laughing. Fenris is straight, and just found a girlfriend. Must be drunk.
• Finnick saw someone else wearing the same tuxedo. Except he went in his outerwear…
• Finnick wanted to take out his aggression on a classmate but got his ass handed over to him. So much for all the martial arts training.
• He was challenged to a dance battle and won. The loser tried to fight him but this time Finnick showed him who’s boss.
• Fiora wanted to ask her crush out but her showed up with a date.
• She charmed a buy called Austin.
• Flemeth saw someone else wearing the same dress.
• Someone stepped on her foot so she beat them up.
• She was voted Prom Queen.

Also, Flemeth and Fenris made it to Honour Roll!

The two others have Bs.

Eve finished a painting and it was hung on the wall.

The hall is slowly becoming less boring.

Let it be known the reason she found the easel is because she broke the TV again.

At this point, Ethan has 8-9 points in handiness, if it isn’t maxed already.

After painting, Eve found the dart board.

Eve: This is as close as I get to probing.

Well she’s not very good at it.

Eve: That explains why Ethan probed my instead…

Gan literally waits for the kids to come home from school to pick at them.

Fiora: How about you fix your work outfit before you call me green?
Gan: …It’s no fun wearing my stupid hat ever since Dalyra passed…

Ethan and Eve have some fun in the shower.

Eve: WHY CAN’T I PROBE?
Ethan: That’s not how it works, love.

Finnick is still persevering.

At this rate, he’ll be a black belt before he even becomes an adult.

Wild horses are wildly swarming the lot to come drink.

All the ponds must be frozen.

That morning, Gan woke up feeling glittery for the first time in his life.

Gan: Is that a spider on the ceiling?

Most of the family flocks to the scene.

Ethan: Why does nobody get that there’s nothing to be sad about?

As Ethan watched with exasperation at his kids, Gan shook hands with Grimmy.

Gan: Welp, time to be told that’s what I get for wearing a stupid hat. Finally.

Even when the deed was done, people kept crying over it.

Ethan: You guys are wimps, I’ll go read my book where it’s quiet.

Flemeth tried to make her father understand.

Flemeth: Just because you don’t think it’s sad doesn’t mean others can’t or shouldn’t.

Ignoring her complaints, he zapped everyone out of their mourning.

Constant crying is killer on ISBIs. It’s all they do.

Then he was back to work.

Upgrading most of the plumbing so that it self-cleans and saves him time in the future.

Woops, the clothes washer broke.

Just another thing to add to his to-do list.

Ethan fixes it in typical Moonwisp fashion.

Whatever works.

He then had a chat with Flemeth over breakfast.

Ethan: I thought about what you told me yesterday. It’s garbage.

After a satisfying day of doing nothing but things that needed to be done, he napped on his bed.

That’s the life.

Poor Nova had a mishap.

She must have been reacting to dirty plates for too long.

Fiora had another kind of mishap.

Crashed right out of school.

Eve, on the other hand, met major success.


There, good job Eve, you get to retire when you hit Elderhood.

As for Eclipse, he had his kind of success when it comes to being a total dumbass.

Eclipse: Somewhere over the rainbow. And stuff. Ladies love it.

Simselves invited Ethan to a party.

This is their house. Pretty with lights.

However, nobody was home but one of the kids and a dog…

Ethan justifyingly thinks it’s a boring party.

Eventually he was let in by Ty.

Ethan: So where’s the party at?
Ty: What party?

In a corner of the house stood Damian Blue.

Samali’s boyfriend.

He didn’t resemble the TSR version for whatever reason so he was fixed a little.

Imports anyway.

Since there was nothing else to see there, the Moonwisps headed back home.

Fiora did her homework in everybody’s favorite room. Flemeth’s bedroom.

So Flemeth herself just sat in the garden, annoyed.

Flemeth: How is one supposed to sleep?

Fenris is doing his science homework.

Fenris: Why do you need to eat? I don’t see a stomach in there…

And Finnick does what he always does.

He is a green belt now.

Also, Finnick, putting on glasses just to get a nerdy look doesn’t make you nerdy.

Finnick: Got me to break those boards though.

Having a nice cleansing bath after exercise always feels good.

Finnick: Life is so full of mysteries.

Well mysteries will have to solve themselves because Finnick and his siblings have a birthday party to attend to. Their own!

Finnick: Shouldn’t we wait for Fenris?
Fiora: Meh.

The girls go regardless of their brother being late.

Fiora makes a secret wish.

Flemeth sparkles.

Ethan: Wait, my kids are going to be grown-ups?

For a guy who disregards death as something major, he sure seems to mind aging.

Ethan: Omg I’m getting old. Hahaha yay birthday!

Fenris finally makes it.

Just as Flemeth finishes sparkling.

Finnick did blow his candles eventually.

Finnick: Fenris is there, it’s time.

Flemeth first. All F kids have the same LTW. The Jockey. Got to put those horses to use.

She rolled Cat Person, to go along with Loves the Cold, Grumpy, Sailor and Hopeless Romantic.

Fenris is next despite being late. Notice how Fiora is still a teen in the background…

He got Evil, to be added to Perceptive, Slob, Heavy Sleeper and Flirty.

Fiora stopped being stuck shortly after.

She is now Artistic, Disciplined, Genius, Nurturing and now Childish.

And finally Finnick. Newly Computer Whiz, added to his  Disciplined, Loner, Eccentric and Vegetarian self.

Finnick: The Apocalypse has begun.
Eve: Toot!

Which means Ethan’s time as heir is over.

Ethan: Now what?

Now? A last town update before the end.


Of course I’d match myself with an alien…

And now, NOW it’s the end. Of the WORLD. Or you know, of this generation. Which means that the heir poll should be there soon. Watch for it when it comes, and choose your Horseman.

5.7- Glitch in the Matrix

Oh hello! I’d love to just casually pretend I never stopped posting… Thing is, I can’t do that. I lost my saves. Everything.
Luckily for you all, I somehow managed to find a file from when Ethan got named heir. I know, right? I have rebuilt the entire town, mainly using premade houses from TSR, and populated the town with sims from there too, to avoid having the same old townies (and genes).
Using a very wide variety of cheats, I recreated what I lost. However, what you guys last saw, the F kids became children. In my save, I was ready for a heir poll, Ethan was done with his LTW and so much more. Because it was pretty frustrating to do and I lost many things hard to acquire, this playthrough will contain “cheats” to have things “happen” the way they really did when I originally played –which were a MAJOR PAIN at the time for some, but hey, consistency.

The kids were re-created and since they are alien spawn, they luckily mostly look the same.

But this is what happens when you cheat a toddler into a kid through CAS…

This time around, the Moonwisp family adopts a cat.

Her name is Nova and she is gorgeous!

All credits go to Angel for making her.

Thank you for allowing me to put her into my game.

Do not be surprised if there ever is (and there will be) picture spams of her majesty.

Nova: We have a problem, my bowl is empty.

Having an online posted legacy has its perks.

For instance, when you lose all your stuff, you have tons of pictures to re-create from.

Most of the house still looks the same, especially when it comes to the colour schemes.

It is however smaller, and more practical. And hopefully sims stop getting stuck in awkward spots for pictures…

For those interested, the house is located on the original Sunset Valley’s Goth family property. It is a 64×64 land and closer to town and the legacy has outlived the days where money was a challenge anyway.

On to the tour, the fireplace.

Dining room.

Very similar coloring, but some white to lighten it up.

The kitchen is the same coloring.

It is no longer diagonal, as it was causing routing issues.

The bar area got an updated “I care about your corner” look.

Fun fact: A lot more people started having drinks.

The house still contains the “original room” where Aurora is said to have started this legacy.

Mainly storage.

The living room is merged with an appropriate party area.

Eve is of course bee-lining for the TV to play video games.

There is a so-called office space with a door leading to the backyard.

Not the most interesting area, so most likely where everyone will end up in…

The grey/pale blue bathroom made it.

Far more accessible than it used to be.

Nursery is slightly bigger, to allow for more toddlers shenanigans.

It also has children’s toys, making it a playroom as well.

The garage gets to look like one.

It has the sculpting station, inventing table, drafting table, chemistry set and science station as well as drums.

The red bathroom is also back.

It also has laundry equipment. Because why not make this legacy that much more painful?

Dalyra (Rip) and Gan’s bedroom.

Sadly, Dalyra’s relics did not make it.

Boys room.

A bit bland but inspiration is no always present.

Orange bathroom.

Also upgraded with washer and dryer. And better accessibility.

The gym keeps the same theme but things are a bit more moved around.

Had to fit the layout of the house…

Hallway.

Bland, as Eve’s many paintings did not make it. Hope for her to make more in this parallel universe.

Flemeth’s bedroom.

The girls get their own separate bedrooms because reasons.

Fiora’s.

Reasons such as layout, keeping rooms to a minimum and such.

The green bathroom.

While still close to the gym, it can be accessed from the hall too.

Finally, the biggest upgrade since the “move”, the backyard.

Full barbecue set and bar.

Firepit and coal-walk.

So much work went into having it look nice.

A rework of the pool.

It is based on one Flynn (from my Ravenwood babyboom) did as a work assignment, but those files were lost too, so might as well reuse.

Eve’s crying gazebo also found it’s place, next to a bee’s box.

The fenced-in space with a clothesline is the future garden.

A pond for the possible future fishers.

And for looks, who are we kidding?

Let’s see what the Moonwisps are all up to before the shitstorm hits. Ethan has found new contemplation for his bowl of cereal.

Ethan: How do I know this isn’t my uncle Duncan’s squire?

On the other hand, Gan has found old contemplation in the rocking chair.

Some things never change.

Flemeth is doing her homework in the backyard.

Not for much longer, because it is a Monday morning.

Fiora is walking out in the front yard.

She is headed to the schoolbus.

The boys are already in it.

Flemeth and Fenris are the ones with a more slightly different look from before.

Cosmos is casually standing in her box.

Cosmos: Hey. Care to fix my overly shiny coat anytime soon?

And the family’s newest paparazzi is enjoying the pool.

Eve is already at work.

First thing Gan does is guzzle down as much alcohol as he can in one morning.

Gan: This is “juice”, nitwit.

The so-called juice turned him into an animal-lover.

He hurries to play with Nova.

Much to her contentment.

In the original universe, Nova was a kitty adopted to complete Ethan’s LTW as he was running out of time to find and befriend more strays.

Hence, Nova was introduced much earlier.

Call it cheating, but he is not doing it the hard way again.

Plus, he has to work his body to be the buffest of them all again.

As well as getting the strength to go with it. Come on you weak scrub, push it!

The kids are back from school.

Gan: Lilac is sooooo cool.
Fenris: Gramps, you’re drunk, aren’t you?

Fiora goes to read a book.

There is a reading area, but sure…computer desk is fine too.

Gan of course had to disturb her.

Gan: Flies, I tell you! They could fit up your nose!

Finnick finds a spot to do his homework.

Many would have preferred the benches just behind him, but Finnick knows best.

It has been exactly 5 pictures since the last Nova screenshot.

Nothing like a good stretch.

Or like a good clawnicure.

She is adorable.

And a little stalk.

She is practicing her hunting skill.

Eve got herself started on sculpting.

She would eventually finish it and it was sold.

Eve and Gan had a meal together and shared some quality time.

Gan: Sculpting is for losers, you should paint instead.

Remember when Ethan met a unicorn in the lost universe?

In this one, he is black.

Ethan will have to meet him again, but for now he is training his life away until he attains his previous level of buff.

Ethan: And I once did that while studying for exams, getting good grades, flirting with Eve and going to parties?

The kids are far too good to ever do something interesting.

Finnick…eats.

Flemeth does her homework on her tablet.

When their needs and chores are done, they usually read or play with their Imaginary Friends.

Gan is completely obsessed with Nova.

He always goes to her.

He keeps her happy and plays with her.

Which is good because Ethan is usually very busy.

Gan also wants to help with keeping the fridge full.

Nova: Um, excuse me! I want pancakes, not some squirmy macaroni!

In his routine, Ethan starts laundry.

Ethan: I’ll never complete my Lifetime Wish at this rate…

He can relax though, because hunting for strays was extremely annoying and bug inducing.

He’ll instead adopt a bunch of horses to keep Cosmos company.

Until then, he skills up whenever he has a moment.

Which is more often than before, since this house doesn’t have a garden to take care of yet.

Pan to the simselves, what have we here?

We have Jenn flirting with her boyfriend, Jamaal Vaughan (distant cousin of the Moonwisps).

He gets a makeover so that if she ever drags him to parties, he won’t look like a dumbass townie.

Better.

My simself is pregnant. Again.

This save file is fresh… Come on… Contain yourself a little.

Samali is staring into emptiness in the office.

Samali: While the owner of this blog scrubbed her save, I’m pretty much nearing the end of my legacy. I’m a boss. Yes I am.

That night, Ethan finally befriended the unicorn.

Again.

He asks him to join the household.

Ethan: I cook granola for my horse more than I cook for my kids.

Accepted!

Ethan: Sparkles? Am I an elder already?

This is Eclipse.

He is already an elder.

Going back home, something went terribly wrong with Ethan.

Ethan: Oh wow, there sure is a lot to see down here. Worms and such.

He was reset and sent to research science.

Ethan: If I could magnify a worm, perhaps it would count as a stray.

Four more horses were adopted, hence completing Ethan’s lifetime wish.

They were all sent to the stables and acquainted one another.
Cosmos: I would very much enjoy not being shown your bum on the first day.

Eclipse tried to apologize.

Eclipse: I see you are not male. This is good.
Cosmos: Excuse me?

However much of a douchebag, it is hard to resist a unicorn.

Cosmos: He fixed my shiny coat issue. And all the other horses are female as well.
Eclipse: Oooo, interesting.

This one is Asteroid.

You might remember seeing her as a wild horse in previous chapters.

The pale one is Comet.

Simple and gorgeous.

Last one is Nebula.

Her coat was edited to bring some variety.

Eclipse has already scored with Cosmos.

Cosmos: I had no idea this is what you meant by roll in hay.

As soon as they were out, Eclipse let out a loud sigh.

Eclipse: Oh boy, I’m getting too old for this.

Indeed he is.

Comet: Did you just woohoo him to death?

Sad, and some ashamed, the horses and Ethan said goodbye to Eclipse.

Comet: I wanted some of that too.
Ethan: I spent too long befriending you!

Off he went, into the sparkle on the wall.

Though this event was forced in this game, it truly did happen this way originally. (Which at first really upset me because it had been a real challenge to get a unicorn into an ISBI full of bugs and lag)

No matter, Ethan has the situation under control!

Ethan: I’m a scientist, and I know a thing or two about death.

His upbringing would finally prove useful.

Ethan: I mean…I could have brought Edward back to life but I preferred waiting for something more exciting. (That’s where the opportunity was from).

Outside the science facility, Elvis is spotted.

Elvis: I totally did NOT give alien samples to help humans advance their knowledge.

Samali knows the truth.

Samali: He totally did. I gave him a taste of those probes.

Jenn apparently took part in this too.

Jenn: Well, I’m hungry. This creep can’t resuscitate right.

All that to say that Ethan’s meddling with science was successful…ish.

Ethan: Well Jenn, I told you I knew more about ghosts than living things.
Eclipse: Death can’t stop me now, ladies.

We’re all caught up. Here are bonus pictures from the old save, which I still had since I sent them to a friend.

When the sucker died.

RIGHT AFTER BEING FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE.

When he came back as the lord of trolls he is.

He is the biggest turd of all times so I get to impale him in a tree and portray him like a douche.

Him proving that I don’t need to force this persona unto him.

Eclipse: Hey gurl!

Well, here is to hoping that having to recreate everything from scratch will have me backing up my save more often in case stuff happens. I probably still won’t do it often enough…
Until then, happy simming!

5.6- Dusty Granola

Sul sul readers! I really suck at naming my chapters! I usually just pick words that loosely fit the generation and what’s happening in the update. This time is no different. Something else I really suck at is intros so I’ll just recap just as poorly right away! Last time, the Moonwisps were Moonwisps. Ethan was stuck in a loop of caring for everything and everyone, and Finnick lived a very traumatic experience.

The family has been receiving many calls about the incident, as well as comments on the kids being half-aliens.

Dalyra: I could care less about what YOU think, Jerald, seriously!

The adults responsible of that cruel act all felt terribly guilty and line up for his forgiveness.

Elvis: Why am I still here? I thought I was supposed to move out today?

It’s the kids birthday, so it was deemed he could stay for the event.

Finnick couldn’t be happier to move on to days where he doesn’t depend on others as much.

It would go a lot faster if others would bring toddlers to the cakes, but nooooo, only Ethan gets to do it.

Because of this, it will be much later into the day by the time it’s over.

Another sparkly shot.

There is never enough sparkly shots.

Nor cake shots!

At least this time each kid gets a different looking cake.

Flemeth got a snowflake one because she loves the cold, and that’s about as far as the thinking went.

Hopefully growing up next to the bar wont make her develop nasty habits. She already has a nasty smelling father.

Enough with sparkly and cake shots even though there is never enough, let’s take a look at the kids!

Finnick rolled Eccentric. Being abandoned in front of City Hall tends to do that…

Flemeth rolled Sailor.

A grumpy winter sailor with massive eyelashes.

Fenris rolled Heavy Sleeper.

Fiora went to sleep in the treehouse before a picture was taken, but she rolled Genius as her third trait.

Flemeth has a chat with her Grandpa, but he’s into his habit of dissing people.

Gan: You’re the oaf of your generation, you have a different Ooh-Ha!

Their conversation was cut short by aliens requisitioning Gan for his harmful words.

How could he dare insult someone of their lineage?

Flemeth went to her sister for advice. (Here is Fiora, by the way)

Flemeth: What’s a Ooh-Ha anyway?
Fiora: No clue but apparently your eyes are yellow behind all that black.

Meanwhile, Fenris is spinning a horror story.

Both Eve and Dalyra are there to enjoy it.

His very keen ears having caught Gan’s words in the bathroom below, his stories were very inspired.

Fenris: He turned around and looked at her… She had no Ooh-Ha!

Later that night, Dalyra woke from her slumber.

Dalyra: Damn this kid and his stories. An old lady can’t get some sleep anymore?

As she is about to realize, she will rather get lots of sleep.

Dalyra: Aw crap, who’ll keep Gan from crossing the line now?

Fenris, who was being naughty and not sleeping, came running in shortly after.

Fenris: I’m sorry Grandma, I didn’t mean to kill you!

Finnick soon arrived, closely followed by Grimmy.

Grimmy: Hey there little gummy bears!

Ethan, who has been holed up in all kinds of corners, resurfaced for this moment.

Dalyra: Why in the world are YOU crying? Dumbnut.

Oddly enough, she still begged for more.

Dalyra: You don’t understand, Gan will put his hat up people’s butt!
Grimmy: Oh Lord…

Nothing swayed Grimmy, as usual, and into the urn Dalyra went.

She lived a full life, had 4 kids from two different men, caught many fish and insulted just as many people.

Life goes on, and Fiora paints what seems to be a tomato or a strawberry.

Her inspiration comes in the dark, or perhaps she never learnt how to turn on the lights.

Since she dwells in the dark, having a good picture is close to impossible.

Either way, here she is in a closer angle.

Elvis should have been gone a long time ago, but he stayed longer, wishing to atone for being part of the “Lost Finnick Incident”.

Now is his time, say goodbye to Elvis and Elliot.

The various corners Ethan has been lurking in include the kitchen.

He is NOT cooking up lovely meals for his wife and children, but preparing premium horse granola for Cosmos…

During the night, he chases down the unicorn that started running in these lands.

First he could only watch it from afar.

But soon, he was close to him (I think it’s a him), whispering sweet things to his ear.

Ethan: I’m working on the perfect granola recipe.

Apparently, the unicorn was impressed.

He blessed Ethan with all the powers bestowed upon him.

And then Ethan rolls this…

Of all the creatures he has ever met, he only ever wishes to become the ones he CAN’T POSSIBLY BE!

Such as an imaginary friend…

Lifeless for a long time, Lucky might have found a new friend…

When morning came, the unicorn had to go to mysterious places, so Ethan took Cosmos out for a ride.

On their way, they saw this horse who previously disappeared as Ethan tried to befriend it.

Ethan and Cosmos however continued to the Equestrian Center.

They entered a racing competition.

They won first place easily.

Elizabeth: Hey BFF, long way from being frozen on the ground!

While Cosmos headed back home for a well-deserved rest, Ethan stayed behind.

There is a wild horse to befriend.

However she decided to go for a run.

Poor Ethan had to follow at his pathetic human running speed.

The horse ended up to a far away fishing location, to judge a flirting couple severely.

Horse: Ew, you picked THAT guy?

Back home, Eve added another kind of horse to the household.

She almost always paints doll-like characters.

Horse hunting is pretty tiring and Ethan has to take a break of some sorts.

He rides on Horse riding, since he is too exhausted and sore to ride a horse.

Flemeth was on hoping to sneak into bed without being seen by her parents, but that failed.

Ethan: Why aren’t you sleeping already?
Flemeth: I’m looking for Grandpa. I haven’t seen him since he was abducted.

As soon as he was awake after a short night of sleep, Ethan hurried to his garden.

Always mostly naked, as per his habit.

After school, Finnick was invited to a friend’s house.

Friend in question is Frank Rourke’s offspring. He does not take after his father.

With his trust issues, Finnick however leaves him to do his homework on the porch.

Finnick: Sweet, I’m going for the slide!

He spent the whole evening on the family playground.

Finnick: Wee!

In the meantime, Ethan took to the kitchen again.

Flemeth: I’m not eating Horse granola, so I’ll just go…

Satisfied with the improvements he made to his recipe, Ethan went to bed at the same time as his wife, for the first time in forever.

How cute, wearing his suit for the occasion.

Next morning, the whole family is headed for the Fall Festival. Gan left his mourning on the rocking chair to fall into his old habits.

Gan: SPOOKY DAY IS COMING!

Fiora went straight for the ice cone machine.

Rainbow flavour is what she chose, who knows what that tastes like. Except Skittles.

Ethan challenged Finnick to a pie eating contest.

Finnick is extremely thrilled about eating from his face.

Fenris joins them, making it a true father and sons moment.

And it’s Go time!

All three splat their face in the pie, instantly looking like a terrible murderer.

Finnick: Mine tastes like burnt.

Ethan and his bigger adult stomach are the winners!

Ethan: What can I say? No-one ever taught me manners. I do this all the time.

Damien arrived at the park with his cat, Dawn. Ethan decided he needed to befriend her.

Damien: She’s no stray, let’s make it clear.

Beside the restroom, a tragedy took place. Bryan was savagely attacked by cuteness overload and died.

Except it isn’t so tragic because Bryan has been around forever (he is Bane’s son).

Grimmy was quick to arrive, and nobody else but the animals cared.

Bryan: Please, my life was so short…
Grimmy: Don’t you even try…

Since Dawn was now sad from witnessing something utterly overdue, Ethan played with her to cheer her up.

The toddler can just be abandoned, nobody cares.

As night fell, he gave her a nice brush up.

The reason to befriend her is because Ethan needs to have many animal friends so he can adopt the unicorn.

They had fun all night, until dawn came. Not the cat…

Ethan: You must be a pro at catching scarabs!
Dawn: Not a recommended activity for a pregnant lady like me.

Since Damien left long ago and Ethan wouldn’t let his new friend starve and die, he gave her a ride back home.

Dawn: Thank you kind sir, I’ll tell the unicorn you’re a good lad.

The gnomes are having a reunion in the front yard. Beware!

Gnome: Alright, make a line, trip anyone who goes through!

Next time, the kids will grow into teens (yes, already), Ethan will keep working on befriending strays/wild horses to adopt, and other stuff!

4.13- Flopping Like a Fish

Well well, an update. Last time I mentionned how the “last kids” would age up… Given how only Ethan is a young adult, it means all three kids will age up in this update.

Starting with Elrath.

He’s excited about becoming old enough to be a man many girls can be fans of.

His siblings are not assisting his birthday, but his father -who doesn’t give a damn- is.

Gan: All hail the retard.

Elrath rolled Savvy Sculptor as his final trait, making him more similar to his father than he’d like. His Lifetime Wish is to become a Superstar Actor. Duh.

Elrath: You may call me… Elrath-sama. (Oh, shut up)

Edward was not attending because he was setting boundaries with Eve.

Edward: We might be best friends, but I’d still like to take a dump in privacy.
Eve: You said we’d share everything.

After relieving himself of his load, Edward washed his hands and prepared waffles for the household.

Edward: Oh my god, I can’t even do waffles right, now? What has this world come to?

He served his burnt waffles with shame.

Edward: No-one will want to be my friend now.

Gan eventually discovered the upstairs bathroom for the first time.

Gan: Wow, this house has an upstairs!

Elrath decided that a famous actor needs to have many skills to have people fawn over him.

Elrath: What are you looking at?

Dalyra has been quiet, mainly studying alchemy, and checking the lawn for precious metals.

Dalyra: Well look at this. Here’s hoping picking this up won’t get any of my boys pregnant.

Chances are it won’t since Elrath is glued to the piano.

…and Ethan passed out in his man cave.

So she went back to her elixir making.

She is making random ones solely for the purpose of gaining some skill points.

Roses are red, Edward is blue…

That’s what happens when you stand on the front porch for hours in your nightwear.

Now that Ethan is allowed inside, Edward thought that he would be allowed into his place.

Edward: What the hell, after all we’ve been through together!

While Edward is freezing his balls off outside, this guy found a way in the house. As usual, his name is unknown because I always forget to note it down. Call him Jim.

ProbablyNotJim: I get to eat as much cake as I want today!

Little did Jim know that the matriarch of the place is not exactly nice towards trespassing strangers.

Dalyra: How dare you come in without knocking? AND without introducing your sorry ass?

Jim was terrified, he had heard the stories about the witch of the wilds mean fishewoman.

DefenitelyNotJim: I’m s-sorry, Miss M-Moonwisp, I uh…
Dalyra: I’m married prick, it’s Madam.

She slapped him for this insult, while Eve looked the other way to preserve her innocence.

Can’tBeJim: B-but M’am?
Dalyra: I said MADAM! Youngsters these days can’t clean their ears or what?

While loud yowls of accusation came from the entry hall, Elvis has his birthday.

Elvis: I finally get some of that sweet sweet puberty!

Sweet sweet puberty also causes one to make bad decisions. Like getting a face tattoo. And rolling Unflirty as his fourth trait.

Elvis: These are my alien clan markings… I think.

He walked out of the bathroom and did not loook away like Eve did.

Elvis: Oh wow, my step-mom blew up with rage.

She’s technically teaching Jim a lesson about how many bones you can break while still being able to walk away.

BrokenJim: I’m sorry Madam!

Dalyra is unforgiving and beat him to a pulp. Elvis is just pretending to be busy but in reality he’s enjoying the show, simply hoping he’s not next.

Dalyra: That’ll teach you for your lack of knowlegde about titles. And for having the same haircut my son had as a toddler.

While all this was happening, Edward tried to decipher the elven glyphs on the crypt’s door to get in.

He never figured out it said to announce yourself a friend.

Dalyra went out to find his pitiful body.

Dalyra: What’s your problem? Do you have a deathwish?

She wouldn’t let him go so easily. Out with the hairdryer!

Dalyra: You were never the sharpest tool in the shed.
Edward: Omg Mom, just help me, okay?

As soon as he was unfrozen enough to get up, he passed out in exhaustion and right back on the ground.

Dalyra: Are you fucking kidding me?

THEN, when he woke up, he pissed himself.

Dalyra: Seriously, Edward?
Edward: I was frozen for HOURS! ALL my needs are in the red.

The shame of peeing himself right beside his mother warmed him up a little, enough to not be blue for about five seconds.

Dalyra: Then YOU go to bed. I’m not going to read you a story like when you were younger.
Edward: Yes Mom.

Dalyra’s rescue mission took place when she was planning to go to bed. She passed out too.

Edward: That’s what you get for never ever reading me a story anyway.

Even though he was told to go to bed, he silently observed his mother as she slept on the frozen lawn.

Edward: Can’t let one of my friends down.

Soon enough she woke up and they both went inside. Edward opted for a warm shower.

Edward: Uh, I’d like to have a private shower, please.
Ethan: I need to pee. Go away.

They will have to fight for the bathroom. Ethan seems to have higher authority.

Edward: But I almost froze to death braving the Pass of Caradrhas’s winter winds…
Ethan: You mean you tried sneaking into my place. Get out.

Sadly for Edward, he can’t use the other bathroom because it’s also occupied.

Elrath: I have no idea where my perfect eyebrows went on a stroll at, but I’m still flawless.

Elvis is ALSO developping a passion for hot dogs.

Elvis: Those are tofu dogs. We all know they put alien fat in regular hot dogs.

Edward found one of the other bathrooms, showered, and went into his bedroom.

Edward: How am I supposed to sleep with such a creeper watching over me?

Creeper in question is Ethan, who wanted to offer his sibling some mushrooms to warm him up.

Ethan: Your skintone matches your bedroom though. Cool.
Edward: I love you, but can you PLEASE fuck off as I am still trying to not DIE!

The next morning starts with confirmation that Edward managed to nurse himself back to life.

Edward: Dad, we’re all used to it by now. Not much sense of adventure to it anymore.

Dalyra wanted to bond with Elrath, but her old age really affects her vision.

Elrath: That’s close enough I think… I’d hate to have to hire body guards to protect myself from my own mother.

This lovely Sunday starts with the two lady teens exchanging a few words.

Elika: So, do you put red on your canvas first because it reminds you of blood?
Eve: Mainly because it reminds me of ketchup, actually.

Edward tried to preserve his friendship with his dad, who seemed less willing.

Edward: Father, can you teach me a song from where you’re from?
Gan: Where I’m from? What does that even mean, you racist fuck?
Edward: Uh Dad…?

Elika wanted some more artsy type conversations so she went to her brother.

Elrath: Wait up, I have to take a pose.
Elika: Do you really have to assume you’re the piece of art I want to discuss?

Once the bubble in his brain passed, Elrath was more than happy to talk about sculpting.

Elika:  Do you think the Venus is missing her arms because the life model herself didn’t have any?
Elrath: I think the sculptor just wanted to avoid having to shape realistic hands. Lazy.

Around lunch, Ethan got a phonecall from an old lady at the other end of town.

Ethan: The power button should be the round one on the computer… …No, that’s the O on your keyboard… No, you don’t need to go get your keys..

Fiddling with alchemy, Dalyra found out it had side effects.

Dalyra: That’s…new.

Rather than look for a cure, she played video games with Elvis.

Elvis: What the heck… Promise me you’ll never eat frog legs after that… What if it was yours?

Gan got up from his nap and immediately picked a fight with his son.

Gan: You’re about as creepy looking with your stupid makeup.
Elvis: It’s my CLAN MARKINGS!

Dalyra interrupted the two to prevent any escalation and to require Gan’s assistance.

Dalyra: So a kiss is supposed to cure me. You don’t have to use tongue.

Gan doesn’t seem fond of the idea, so he kissed her on the cheek.

Elvis: “Wow, he’s so overdramatic.”

This is what you get when you don’t go all the way.

Gan: Maybe we should have used tongue?

Their frog tongues would not break the spell, but their love is just as strong.

Dalyra: Oh, this is so exotic!

While the frogs croak their passion to one another, Elika decided to have her birthday.

Elika: The sooner the better. Then I can get out of here. Maybe.

That would be assuming she doesn’t win the heir poll, considering her pretty face.

Dalyra: Don’t mind us, just going to enjoy some frog woohoo.
Elika: I did not need to know that, Mom.

Elika rolled Vegetarian to complete her trait set. She must have heard Elvis and realized she didn’t want to eat a piece of her mother.

Elika: You really can’t not take a pose for two seconds, can you?
Elrath: *Happy anime grin*

Once he was done posing, he had to defend himself, naturally after walking to the other end of the table.

Elrath: What about you, huh? Always pretending to be tough but we all know you’re a little wimp inside!
Elika: Rude! That’s just how I am.
Elrath: Well I happen to be born for greatness.

After frog woohoo, Dalyra headed to the store to buy ingredients.

Dalyra: I didn’t get my celebrity discount. I don’t understand why they didn’t recognize me.

Back home, she hogged the alchemy station again, this time creating a cure since kisses and woohoos didn’t help.

After all, there is only a few days before heirship is passed, after which she would be stuck as a frog for a long time.

She was successful in her mixing. She used it on herself right away.

Dalyra: Feels tingly.

Back to normal, she cared for the last potato plant.

Gan would have to wait to be home from work for his own cure.

Back from school, studious Eve tackles her homework in Elrath’s bedroom.

Eve: I don’t have a desk in my own room. Besides, he no longer gets homework.

Much less productive Elika has been napping almost all day.

Playing video games all night does that to people.

Elvis also chose to do his homework, but chose a much less comfortable spot for it.

Elvis: Why do I have to study human history? Who cares?

A deer came for some reconnaissance on the front lawn.

Deer: Area is not safe, I can hear a giant frog croaking. Do not engage!

The giant frog is home but Dalyra is sleeping,so he gets to be stuck like this longer.

Gan: I wonder if the spa offers frog-only facials?

The two elder brothers returned to their roots, in the very forgotten nursery.

Ethan: Shake that ass, brother!

Elrath, with a smug face on his face, headed for his own space to break it down.

Ethan: Rock it, man!

So he rocked it.

Elrath: What?

The brothers rocked the night away in their own ways.

Ethan: Quality time, oh yes. And in a day I find out who my dad is.
Elrath: Good for you. I hope for you it isn’t Gan. He sucks.

Whereas the sisters had more of an awkward time.

Elika: What the heck, when did you get in here?
Eve: Last night. I drew something for you so you can pretend you did something with your life.

Morning came, and Gan was still waiting for Dalyra to wake up and cure him.

Gan: Curse her! How long does one need to sleep?

Not as long as he thinks, as she is simply admiring her collection, taking her sweet time.

Dalyra: Which one should I break on Gan’s head next time he puts his hat on?

When she finally got out, the sight of him was too much.

Dalyra: But how could you possibly wear your hat with such a huge and hideous head?
Gan: I’m sorry, who’s hideous now?

She cured him, and he showed nearly no gratitude.

Gan: You’re lucky I find old ladies with saggy butts attractive or I’d not be very happy with how you treat me.
Dalyra: You better not complain or I’ll throw you in the trash.

Soon enough, it’s the twins-not-twins’ birthday.

Eve: Are you ready, Edward? We go together.

People came and naturally, Edward’s brain was to slow to catch on to what Eve said.

Edward: Ladies first.

Eve’s cake started a fire, and Edward started wishing on stuff.

Edward: I wish to never be cold again.

Granted.

Ethan: Come on Edward, what the heck are you doing?

Celebrating of course, and having a lot too much faith in his family to put him out.

Edward: I’ve defenitely lost the frostbite now.

So it’s time for some sparkles, yeah?

Elika: This isn’t the time! There’s already enough light in this room!

While Ethan bravely puts the fire out, everybody else panicks.

Oh, and Edward is still on fire.

Totally oblivious to it, he grabs himself a piece of cake.

Elika: Are you aware your butt is on fire?

No, no he is not. Both Dalyra and the firefighter are waiting to put him out.

Dalyra: Son, are you still going through with your death wish?
Edward: But mom, this cake is delicious, you should try it.

As soon as he was done with his cake, he ran faster than one would think beside the table, and burnt to a pile of ash.

Congratulations, Edward.

The birthday cheers that had changed into fire panic now mutated into cacophonous sobs.

Elvis: I never thought humans could burn up so fast!

Grimmy appeared in a puff of smoke, just to add to the irony.

Elika: I didn’t want to win over Edward that easily. Now what does it prove?

Naturally, Edward begged for his life since he never did anything significant.

Grimmy: Dude, you chose cake over life. Suck on it.

Then, as everyone cried their hearts out, he laughed at them.

Grimmy: Haha, she has the same hair he died with.

Yes, everybody in town ages with that hair!

As her final trait, Eve rolled Frugal. Her makeover was apparently unimportant but is similar to how she was as a teen.

As for Edward, he’s DEAD like a stooge.

He however rolled Great Kisser. Too bad it’s hard to kiss anything when you’re not material anymore.

A quick look at how he would be if he wasn’t a ghost.

BUT HE’S DEAD, BECAUSE CAKE>LIFE.

This is how this generation ends, folks… This put me in disarray for a while since I had no idea what to do about the poll. Turns out it’s somewhat of a luck because I had no inspiration to dress someone in grey…

However, Edward will still be elligible for the heir poll (upcoming shortly). He will remain a ghost wether he wins it or not.

4.9- Birthday Fish

Hello readers! Welcome back the Moonwisp ISBI Alphabetcy Legacy Challenge. Seriously, what a mouthful. And here I am, already planning to put together another mixed legacy after that one. BUT, I shouldn’t get ahead of myself, I still have about twenty generations of pure retards to go.

Let’s start this one with a kid from generation five aging up.

It’s Elika’s birthday! And Eve is crying!

It’s also Gan’s birthday.

He is quite a bit younger than Dalyra.

After extinguishing her candles, Elika laughed and laughed at Gan for turning into an older man.

It’ll come to you one day, young lady.

Elika rolled Over-Emotional.

Elika: Art must take over the world. Or else I’ll get hysterical.

Gan’s turn.

Gan: Stop pretending you like me Bobbi, you fake old bat.

He twinkled and twinkled and feared becoming a twinkie.

Gan: Is this another alien baby?

He looks like a very tired man for someone who never did anything with his life.

Gan: Moving from your homeland and dealing with Dalyra isn’t that easy.

The family then had cake all together, as if it was something rare.

Cole: I’m sure you won’t mind if I help getting rid of the cake.

Elika gets her bedroom.

Amazing how so many have been obsessed with green in this family.

Maybe it has to do with the greenish furniture in the nursery where all the babies spend their time?

But then, no-one has ever loved blue.

The next morning, Elika took the bus for the first time. She also saw Ethan for the first time.

Ethan: So that’s my sister or half-sister?

Elika glared at him, not liking how she has more siblings than she thought to compete with.

Elika: I’ll murder you in your sleep.
Ethan: I’m afraid your threat is empty as you can’t go where I sleep.

While her kids were expressing how much they love one another, Dalyra cared for her garden.

Cole: Hey, where are all my potatoes?

Cole eventually located the remaining potato plants but still weeped over those that were lost.

Dalyra: Seriously Dad? You were still alive when I de-planted them. You didn’t say shit back then.

Once she was done with the garden, which took all day, Dalyra went to visit her siblings.

Dalyra: Duncan invited me. No-one’s home. I should have known. This guy is crazy.

Instead of returning home, she opted for reading some skill books in hopes that maybe they would get there soon.

It also saves her from an evening taking care of kids.

Aaaaaand Elrath’s birthday was forgotten.

So sorry Elrath, but there is plenty of cake around anyway.

He bursted out in an explosion of sparkles.

Elrath: This is it! I am finally a Star!

Not quite! But he’s starting to look like one.

Elrath: I can hear the music the gods want me to create. This beat is the bomb.

Elrath rolled Charismatic to go along with his Grumpy, Virtuoso and Star Quality.

He also looks like he belongs in an anime.

Meanwhile, nobody cared about Elrath an continued on their own business.

Eve played with dolls in the quietness of the nursery.

Elika dutifully did her homework.

Elika: One day I’ll show them art is much more important than this load of garbage.

As for Bobbi, she was just coming out of work when she started floating.

Bobbi: Does that mean I’m finally a Rock Star and I can retire?

Before kicking the bucket, Bobbi actually made it to Pop Icon, which is level 9 of the Music Career, in the Rock Branch.

Bobbi: That certainly looks cool. My fans will love it.

Damien walked out of the theater. apparently he was at Bobbi’s concert.

Damien: Hey Mom. Your show was great I…You look different.

The Grim Reaper finally showed up and Damien realized what was up.

Grimmy: I mean, why wasn’t I invited to the concert?

Bobbi begged for her life since she would have loved to do more with her life, such as topping her career.

Damien: You can’t just take my mom right in front of me! That’s cruel, man!

Joaquin (Barbara’s son) also witnessed her death and gave his support to Damien.

Joaquin: At least she didn’t die without family and she rests where her heart was?

Even though no-one else saw it, Ethan started mourning his grandmother he only saw during toddlerhood.

Ethan: I just felt a sudden pain in my heart,

He really shouldn’t be that sad either given that he’s the one with the best chances of seeing her the soonest.

Her grave was moved from the front of the theater to the family mausoleum. As moving as Joaquin’s speech was, her heart lies with Cole more than with music.

The next morning, Elrath woke without a tear, but rather with a smile.

Elrath: She visited me in my dreams and gave me all her secrets to famehood.

Gan, though it was believed he never liked Bobbi, was terribly panicked.

Gan: Now I can’t be useless and leave it all up to her!

That’s right, he can only leave it up to Dalyra, who is more than capable.

Lucky for Eve, Edward and Elvis. And lucky for Dalyra that there’s soon only one left.

Because today is a special day!

Elrath: Trail of people leaving the nursery with babies. Must be someone’s birthday.

It is indeed Edward’s and Elvis’ birthday.

Elrath choose to cheer for his full-blood brother.

Gan blows his son’s candles while crushing his head in his armpit.

Aliens must have a tough skull since he did not suffer any injury.

Elrath left Edward’s celebration to give some love to Elvis.

Sort of anyway. A tiny bit of support through the wall is all he gets.

Elvis also suffers from an alien toddler skin condition.

He’s cute, like all toddlers, and gets to keep his green hair because it’s his favorite color.

Edward finally sparkles and shines.

He was only waiting for his evil sister to attend his evil birthday.

Edward rolls Adventurous as his third trait.

He has more Dalyra than Gan into him, but who knows how he will look as a teenager.

Edward’s birthday also means Eve’s since they were born on the same day. Practically twins.

Except they don’t have the same mother, and one is an alien.

Here she is post-makeover. She got some harsher angles now but might grow into them better.

Eve rolled her third trait as Loves the Heat.

All the kids needed a proper bedroom, and this time around, the family is rich enough to not cram them in the same few square feet.

This is Eve’s bedroom, with some sea colors and plants reminiscing a hot climate.

Though Elvis is not a child yet, he still gets his space readied up.

More futuristic for his Eccentric face that will wish for inventions and stuff.

Edward gets a greyish purple bedroom since a plain grey one was hard to imagine.

This is the ideal bedroom for evil rituals and sacrifices.

It is also time the family gets another bathroom. The fourth one.

This one is upstairs along with all the kid’s bedroom, so it’s easier for them to get ready for school.

The leftover money is invested into getting a proper living room.

This is quite the upgraded look going from just a couch and TV to this.

There is also a new staircase so no-one gets to the bus too late.

The fireplace area got a small recolor but nothing fancy.

Now that the new part of the house tour is over, back to the kids.

Elrath: Art does deserve a better place in the world but you don’t need to beat people up, sis. You just have to be famous and people will follow you.
Eve: Your hand is in your cake.

When the siblings were done with their cake, Eve wanted to do the dishes while Elrath and Eve wrestled in a corner.

However, Gan had other ideas and decided to scare the wits out of her.

Nice job on making your daughter dislike you, Gan.

Gan: I’ll make a woman out of you yet!

Poor Eve is ashamed of her father’s ways of teaching her how to be a proper lady.

Eve: I never even did anything wrong.

Instead, Elika is the one to pick up couch potato habits despite Eve being the one with the trait.

Elika:  Come on Beaver, show them the art of building dams. BITE THEIR HEADS OFF, GO!

As for Ethan, he still dabbles with dangerous chemicals from time to time.

His focus is so intense it brings out the veins in his arm.

Leaving the kids, and Gan, to their own devices, Dalyra went fishing at the graveyard.

Deathfish were there for her to reap the benefits. And the money,

Ghosts were also there, challenging each other to duels.

Mr. Landgraab: There isn’t enough benches for both of us around here…

Dalyra returned home in the morning of Leisure day.

Dalyra: Okay, you really reek of a dead’s man fart, but you should learn how to drive.

While Elrath and Dalyra were out for a ride, random people decided to use the family pool.

It appears they’re paying for it, despite having ways of saving themselves.

While Joyce (pigtails) could just help Eleonore (drowning), she just waddled away calmly.

Eleonore: I can’t swim, why did I even come in here?

Joyce ignored her pleas completely while getting to safety herself.

Joyce: You just had to get out girl. It’s not like the pool is walled in or has no ladder.

Annnd she’s gone.

Grimmy showed up to reap her, beckoning her to her grave.

Eleonore understandably begged to be given another chance.

Grimmy: Suck it, lady. You’re trespassing on someone’s property.

While Gan was still decent enough to see someone’s death as something tragic, Elika laughed her face off.

Elika: Nothing like a good grilled cheese to enjoy after the show.

Both Edward and Eve were too busy socializing to notice anything happened at all.

Edward: If life was a play and I directed it, we’d all be friends. But people would have to be my servitors.

Dalyra and Elrath also missed the devastating death. Once back from driving lessons, Dalyra inquired about something important.

Dalyra: I know you talked about women’s butts for the whole ride, so to be clear you’d tap that?

So yes, Elrath would only tap on women’s butts.

Before all, he prefers people unrelated to him though.

Happy that his mother accepts him and his love for female butts as is, he relaxed with a game of chess…Against nobody.

Elrath: The first move is what leaves a first impression. I can’t mess it up. It’s the key to stardom.

Dalyra relaxed in her own way by taking care of the garden.

Dalyra: Heard plants liked being talked to. Grow, you stupid lettuce.

Elrath finished his game of chess and once again proved he gets along super fine with his father.

Elrath: What kind of a mystic are you, with your head in the cloud like that all the time?

Gan was offended and wished he had foreseen this moment to give the perfect comeback to his son.

Gan: You little rat.

After which he burried his face into a book in shame that he could not find anything better as an insult.

Elrath celebrated his victory by learning how to play piano, much like his mother when she was his age.

Gan still needed to blow up some steam so he went to rage at Bobbi as soon as she showed her face.

Gan: So you thought you could just go and die without my approval?

Luckily she did not mention her long-lost grandson Ethan.

He just reads books in the quiet of the crypt.

Dalyra eventually got word of Elrath’s and Gan’s argument and decided to pick sides.

Dalyra: I had a hard time bringing him here, don’t you dare make him want to go back home. You’re GROUNDED!

With Elrath frobidden from going anywhere including school, Dalyra then allowed herself some rest.

She chose the nursery chair for a nap while Elvis learned how to walk.

Elrath also had a nap of his own, right in his bedroom…One foot away from his bed.

Future is bright for this young man.

Maybe Gan will get to see into the future. One day. Until then, only I know what happens next. Also, Daryl has finally been put up for download.

4.6- Fishing Contract

Hey there! Welcome back to the Moonwisp Legacy Alphabetcy ISBI Challenge! Ain’t that a long enough name? If it isn’t, too bad. If it is, read on!
Last time, Dalyra hid Ethan in the basement, gave birth to Ethan and got pregnant again. Gan moved in, also.

On this evening, Elrath is learning how to pee properly.

Dalyra: That’s right Elrath, if you can’t pee straight, no-one will want to marry you.

However, going about in your underwear constantly is no reason to leave someone, especially if they can fix the TV.

Dalyra: Maybe Mom will stop making hotdogs and eggrolls now.

Maybe getting married in your underwear and pyjamas is a different story.

Aurora: I’ll be the witness, if you need it.

While Gan worried about having a ghost for a witness, Dalyra blurted out her vows.

Dalyra: Since you took off your stupid hat, I’ll take you for a husband.

Rings were exchanged, and Gan left no comment about his hat.

Gan: You forced me away from my annoying family, so I’ll take you for a wife.

With such profound vows, they kissed.

A private wedding was preferable because parties take time away from duties.

It didn’t stop Cole from showing up as it ended.

Cole: My little potato held her word and got married. *sob*

There are smaller potatoes going about, such as Elrath, learning how to walk.

Or mashing  on buttons randomly, in his case.

And this youngling, forgotten in the catacombs.

Dalyra: Hey little worm. It’s your birthday, so I’ll spend it with you!

With no-one else to assist, the birthday was held in the dark.

Dalyra: Blow the candles, already…

Sparkles and derp!

Here’s to more autonomous days in the basement.

Ethan rolled Supernatural Fan. How very fitting since he sees ghosts every day.

Dalyra: Oh my, so ugly.

While Dalyra went to puke her face out, Ethan got a convenient space for himself.

A real bedroom, all in his favorite color.

As well as a living area with a few things to do.

May he have a fun childhood.

Ethan immediately found the chemistry set.

Little Genius quickly figured stuff out.

On her way to the toilet, Dalyra froze in the doorway.

Cole: Darling, I need to go in.

While she finally changed into her pregnancy clothes, Cole gave up and went elsewhere.

Dalyra: I’m a married woman now, I should dress like it.

Back in the basement, Lucky came to life.

Ethan: What if I wanted to be left alone?

It is true that Ethan can have much fun on his own.

Ethan: Oh, great Lord of the Dark Stone, please grant me but a single wish!

He performed a very unique ritual to summon his deity.

Ethan: I hereby sacrifice some of my bacterias for your pleasure.

It would seem the Lord of the Dark Stone was unimpressed.

Ethan: Why, you prick, all I wanted was an ice cream machine.

His failure was soon forgotten when he found his pony.

Ethan: I am the Headless Horseman, looking for pumpkin fields!

Meanwhile, Dalyra went on a nightly fishing trip.

In her maternity wedding dress, naturally.

Back home, Gan is standing around aimlessly, being useless.

Gan: I’m finally married…Now what?

Bobbi heard him and came to call him a piece of junk for not knowing. He called her a Diva in return.

Somehow that increased their relationship…

Since Gan is not helpful, Dalyra had to return home to teach the kids herself.

Dalyra: Come on Elrath, focus. Say Mommy.

While his younger brother learns about life, Ethan crowned himself king.

Ethan: Bring forth the guillotine, Lucky!

Afraid to have her head chopped off, Aurora hid in the house. Only to be spooked by the living.

Dalyra: Haha, not so scary now, are you?

After putting the ghosts back in their place, Dalyra announced her pregnancy to Gan.

Dalyra: You knocked me up, a-hole.

Gan responded well.

Gan: I’m glad you have to go through the crappy part while I just stand around.

These two love eachother so much and it doesn’t even make sense.

Dalyra: You’re the best mean person around.

Ethan extended his kingdom to the poolside.

Ethan: I claim this source of water worthy of my land!

Good thing Gan was busy staring into the void inside, otherwise he might have noticed a weird child on his lawn.

Elrath: WAAAAAAAAA!

Poor Elrath has to suffer while Dalyra is gone fishing.

Hang on, she’s on her way back.

The king found time for a nap.

Good because he will soon have to go to his first day of school.

Somehow he rolled this.

Sorry, but I don’t see how you could exist any less than you already do.

As the morning came, Dalyra’s waters broke.

Cole: Why do you women merge your hands with your belly?

Then Bobbi started to panick.

Dalyra: Wait, Dad? How did you become Mom?

It’s a girl! Elika is born Evil and Artistic. She likes Egyptian music, French Toast and Green.

Bobbi/Cole: You’re not you when you’re hungry. Have a snickers.

After setting down Elika to be a boring burrito, Dalyra spent time with Elrath.

The claw is going to attack him!

Nooo, it got him!

He is one adorable toddler.

For his first day at school, Ethan chose to show up in his swimwear.

Ethan: First impressions are important.

Gan, your face, it’s awesome.

If only you did other things than just wait there.

Such as helping to take care of your kids.

Dalyra barely has any time for anything else.

Other than chatting with ghosts, of course.

Dalyra: You’re that creep that witnessed my wedding. Why don’t you stop eating our food? You don’t need to eat.

Though insulting her most important ancestor led to nothing, Dalyra had to go back to her duties.

Which involved fixing and cleaning Ethan’s living area.

Sadly that left her no time for her own birthday. 😦

Dalyra: Hey, at least no-one will know I’m growing older.

And stinkier, as well.

Dalyra: Ahahaha, nothing changed. Right?

As soon as Gan was home from his job, Dalyra jumped on him.

Dalyra: Don’t I look as young as ever?

Gan: Err, sure?

Just as they were getting down to business, Gan noticed stange lights outside.

Gan: You’re not coming to check this out?

Dalyra: No. You just married a Moonwisp woman, that’s all it is.

Unaware of what she meant, Gan still continued his investigation.

Gan: So she means this is normal?

While waiting for him, Dalyra casually played her guitar.

Her relic collection also grew because she had some sitting in her inventory.

Gan was back shortly after, and did not enjoy his experience.

Gan: I don’t remember this being in the contract.

Oh, poor man, you just had to read the fine print.

Dalyra: Were you scared, Mr. Scaredy pants? I’ll make it all go away.

They resumed their activities as if nothing happened. He’d have to get used to it anyway.

Gan: It’s not so bad if I get to woohoo everytime.

Afterwards, Dalyra proved she loves her kids very much.

Dalyra: Who’s a little rat?

The “rat” was fed and set on the ground while Mommy had other things to do.

This kid better no disappoint with his genes.

Dalyra’s thing to attend to was one of finding out if this kid disappoints or not.

All hail the burrito.

Elika post-makeover.

She has her grandma’s eyes. Otherwise she seems a decent mix. Yay.

Right as the birthday ended, Cole, the ever happy potato man, made a grumpy face.

Cole: My butt feels funny.

Bobbi was immediately devastated. 😦

Bobbi: No fair! What will our million kids say?

Grimmy came to get Cole, who did not object any.

Cole: It’s okay Bobbi, I’m not going very far.

Then it was over. Cole died at age 90, completed his LTW, raised 8 kids, of which one was not his.

He also maxed Logic and Handiness skills, and had verious points in others.

He was laid to rest in the catacombs, with his chess table, some things to remind him of the outside, and his beloved bench.

See you soon, Cole. 😦

As per her usual phase of denial, Dalyra wished to escape reality.

Dalyra: China, here I come! Ethan, you’re tagging along.

Bobbi: Can I go too?

Dalyra: No. Too old.

 

On this note ends this chapter. Sad to see Cole go. Next time, Dalyra and Ethan in China, as well as more stuff.

3.5- Pot A Toe

Hello, another update! Almost caught up to my ingame events! This time, as promised, there will be stuff.

Such stuff includes Cole blabbering to his eldest daughter.

Cole: Like, say “pancake”, Paaaaaancaaaake.

Dalyra takes none of that treatment and retreats outside to do her homework.

Dalyra: Stupid nut got his brain cracked from so much toddler training….Uh…how do you spell pancake?

Dante decided he should ask Joaquin how to spell pancake.

Joaaaaaquin, the perfect embodiment of genetic engineering success.

Finally, Cole completes the toddler intensive training camp.

Cole: That’s right, like, hehe, how you say pancake, hehe.

Bellatrix shows up as is her custom every evening.

This nursery will soon officially become the ghost hangout area.

The catacombs get an update.

Aurora gets a bookcase and balls. Baaaaallls.

Bellatrix gets a tribute to her acrobat life.

Yes, I cheated to get the statue, and I wouldnt count points for it if I was.

Daenerys: I hereby declare that cheating on the account of ghosts is bad.

Barbossa: Yes, my Queen. As regent, I shall make sure this statement is applied thoroughly.

Nothing will ever be as thorough as the toddler’s tradition to birthday while starving.

Cole: I can, like, see the light!

Good job on surviving.

Cole: You better congratulate me, you monster.

Dante: Wee, smell my armpit!

Daryl looks exactly the same as a child and rolls Photographer’s eye to go along with Stupid and Clumsy. …

Why the clouds, Daryl?

Daryl: Uh? I come from sky!

Riiiight…

Cole might be done with the human seeds nurturing, but he now has a garden to grow.

Cole: This is, like, my secret garden.

Time to try out the pool, in case it’s a fire hazard.

Cole: ?

And he goes.

Cole: Goodbye, cruel world. LIIIIIIKE!

Cole: Oh I’m like still here. Guess the pool is safe.

Yes it is, and no quitting yet, because you still have to teach all those scrubs to drive once they are of age.

This one is of age and came back home with Dalyra.

Jerald. The boy that looks like a vampire but that isn’t.

Along with him, an army also came back.

Daenerys: And I lead them all.

Speaking of leading, Cole now has time to try to become the very best.

No, he is not venturing into Sunset Valley to catch some Pokémon, he is only trying to get better at chess.

Woman-Whose-Name-I-Forgot: Your garbage stinks, take it out once in a while.

Cole took it personnal and made it his responsability to challenge her to a dual.

Cole: Like, my garbage IS out.

He won.

She does not enjoy him mocking her brain issues.

However Cole has a nightly routine to keep up.

Which includes collecting the gem that always falls down on the same spot on the lot.

The kids nightly routine is made of singing to imaginary friends.

Duncan: Lalalala. Environment, lalala!

I swear the quadruplets each have one. Can’t play with eachother, nope, gotta have an IF.

Daisha: Lalala, ketchup stain in an adventure book!

In the middle of the night, Cole wants a makeover.

Cole: What do you mean, the salon is closed? Pfft, I’ll, like, do it myself.

Here is a picture spam demonstrating how Cole does look good in every single hairstyle I can try to put on him to make him look odd.

He’s so fabulous. He did not change his hairstyle, after all it’s his couple hairstyle, he only changed his pyjamas.

Wait, is that incest?

Wait, let me recap. Mortimer’s mom, Cornelia, is Bobbi’s great-aunt. That makes her…Regan’s something-in-law. So no, she’s fine. Phew. It’s getting hard to know what is fine and what is not.

It simply means it will be hard for the heir and spares to find love without being incestuous.

That is what Dante is thinking right before blowing his candles.

He embarks on a new stage of life full of hopes though.

Dante: Of course, duh. I just need to rescue my love from Hell.

Right, well, Hellraider gets Savvy Sculptor to help him on his journey.

Dante: I will sculpt my ennemies lives off of their body.

Cole? I thought you didn’t change your hairstyle?

Cole: I didn’t. This is my bathtub haircut. I’m still fabulous, like.

Clyde still believes himself to be irresistible.

Clyde: Me-sa crotch glowing because me-sa eternally faithful to dead wife.

Daryl: Cake-time.

Clyde: Wait…

Daryl: Uh, cake?

The kids all arrive to cry their grandpa’s death.

Aurora: Aw man, making you faint won’t be as funny.

Daryl: Cake.

Clyde begs for his life.

Clyde: Me-sa grandkids need me!

Daryl: Found cake.

Despite this heartbreaking scene, Grimmy decided it was time for Clyde.

He joins Dean on the lawn of spouses and spares.

And Bellatrix appears.

Heartbroken by her husband’s death. Wtf Bellatrix?

To change her mind, Dalyra goes for a drive with Cole.

Deer: Jesus, learn how to drive!

That’s what she’s doing.

Cousin Joaquin is a teenager.

Words can’t describe.

Cole cures the teens out of mourning.

Dante: Teen? I was going for the costume chest, dang it.

Bellatrix is still the homecook.

Bobbi: Oh Clyde, this toy oven reminds me of you!

And this is Duncan. Duncan is watching over the wild from this chair.

This is Duncan’s idea of a pool party.

Duncan: Pools waste water!

Dante has a better idea of a pool party.

Day-dreaming on his floating mattress.

Dante: Better cool myself off before heading to Hell.

Of course the simselves are invited. Except Samali’s clothes and hair changed.

Samali: I will beat you with my umbrella!

See how you feel now? Much better.

Samali: I will still beat you with my umbrella.

This guy is a party crasher.

This guy is the Grim Reaper. This guy is glitched as hell.

Newest addition to the Simselves is Jenn. Jenn’s clothes were also messed up so I improvised.

Here she is, drinking to her immortality.

And then heartfarting on Ty.

Jenn: I’d tap that, oh yis.

I don’t care, just go make some babies.

Jenn: What?

That’s right. Simselves will not marry into the legacy, but their kids might. Running out of options here.

Samali: Don’t you dare touch my little Christy, or I’ll beat you with my umbrella.

Daenerys is the first to jump in.

She made it okay, except for her body distorting painfully.

Cole gets to know Samali while his own sister takes a picture of the famous chess-player.

Jerald was also invited.

Samali can’t resist asking for an autograph.

At least she’s not threatening to shove her umbrella up his butt.

Samali: That’s because we both like green.

Cole: Reassuring, like.

Dalyra found the burgers. Ain’t no good pool parties without burgers.

STUFF THAT PRETTY FACE OF YOURS!

Dante found his best friend…

Dante: I’d really like some babies, you know what I mean?

Grimmy-the-Glitchy: No. Is that a drug?

On this happy note I leave you. Next time, prom, some chess nonsense, Cole remembers he has a wife, and many teen birthdays!
Until next time, happy simming!

3.3- D is Number Four

Hello, it’s been a while, I apologize. But this chapter was all about toddlers and since it’s pretty much the same thing, I wanted to have more to show instead of constant toddler spam. Even if it still is what it ends up to be, this is a dash through all toddlerhood. I would also like to announce that my Sims are up for adoption download on The Family Page. They are all young adults, so the current kids will be there when they hit that age.

To start in beauty, here is some toddler spam!

Dalyra, Dante and Daenerys, all sleeping peacefully. Ah, the quiet.

Of course it never lasts long…

Bobbi is enjoying parenthood and pregnancy. NOT!

At least there’s one who is one less bundle of constant need for socialization.

Calypso disapproves. The poor cats are getting less and less attention and its hard to fit them in.

Daenerys ages up to a toddler.

With a booger on her finger, and looks that scream Bobbi-Clone. 😦

WHY DAENERYS? WHY ARE YOU A CLONE?

However, future sometimes holds surprises, I’m not giving up on you yet.

As little Daenerys is pushed into the process of learning, Grandma Bellatrix keeps a watchful eye on her.

Bellatrix: Come on you little scrub, I’m a relic and I have better balance!

Cole gets some time off of parenting duties to invest into his Lifetime Wish.

He also got a Chess Gazebo thingy.

His opponent is his uncle Bane.

Who should be an elder by now, but SP fails.

Uncle Bane lost.

Bane: Where’s the sign-up page for the Snowman club?

This guy is getting in other kinds of clubs.

Clyde. Flashing lights do not always mean bars and girls to score on…

Dalyra’s turn to shine some flashing lights.

Derp!

Here she is! Dalyra rolled Angler to join Neurotic and Virtuoso.

She’s cute!

So is Daenerys, but it is impossible to capture. Instead she ends up looking like an ape.

Cole: Say like “Banaaaana!”

Moar cousins!

And moar pregnancies!

Told you sleeping around was bad.

Dalyra: Ew Grandpa, you stink!”

Don’t be mean, you stunk just a few days ago in your diapers.

Speaking of Grandpa, I have a promise to him to uphold.

He was able to complete his Lifetime Wish, therefore he derserves retirement, however stupid he might have been.

Baby time!

Cole: Hey honey, do you like, need help? No?

Dalyra panics while her father grabs the phone.

Cole: Hey Uncle Bane. Oh the sounds? Nothing, just like, my wife giving birth.

Bane: Shouldn’t you bring her to the hospital?

Cole: What if like, they give me a fish instead of my baby?

This little blue bundle is Damien. He is Artistic and Neurotic. He likes Violet, Country music and Veggie Burger.

Bobbi: Oh so now you’re going to sleep? Thanks for nothing…

She puts Damien in his crib and…

Oh crap!

Okay, this one is Drake. His favorites are Sea Foam, Firecracker Shrimp and DigiTunes. He is Disciplined and Grumpy.

Okay, twins.

Wait…

You were really tired of being pregnant, were you Bobbi?

Little baby girl Daisha is a Brave Slob who likes Lime Green, Stir-Fry and Latin music.

You win Bobbi, you will not be pregnant again!

No more cribs, it was unplanned for.

Bah, the ground is good enough.

For the love of..!

STOP IT BOBBI!

Another boy!

Duncan Loves the Outdoors and is Athletic. He is into Turquoise, Hamburger and Chinese music. Infant-Toddler Hell has started.

Dalyra needs her bedtime story, but everyone is busy with the babies.

So yeah sure, Great-Grandma can spare some time out of her grave.

Oops, I forgot to give her a bed and bedroom.

Dante: This place is noisy, I’d rather be in Hell.

No trip to Hell for you.

You can just sleep on the floor, there aren’t enough cribs.

One of the cousins, forget which.

Trina (Had to check): So many weird sounds coming from in there.

Those sounds are the endless cries of babies and toddlers as Cole chains from one to another to keep them happy.

Cole: Just…one…like…more…

Thankfully, Bobbi helps a little.

Bobbi: There you go, Baby #39.

And by a little, I mean everyone in the house has not had a moment of rest.

Cassandra, wtf? How much of a bitch can you be to your bestfriend brother?

Besides, Bobbi is way too occupied.

Cole however has to deal with his sorrow by comforting his spawns.

Cole: Like…Can I sleep soon?

Dalyra: I wish.

Poor thing here has not had any shut-eye ever since she was a child, because no-one wants to read her a story, when they agree, they can’t make it because they pass out, need to pee or to it and it drops from the queue, or babies crying interupts them, or right as she falls asleep, more cries wake her up. *Sigh*

Those two are completely oblivious to their family’s doom.

Bellatrix: Lol, more grandkids would be great, right?

A very fat Clyde also thinks watching the stars under hail is a good idea.

Clyde: This be the alien base where me-sa was taken.

So much romantic made them boogie.

That’ll teach them not to be in the nursery.

Another one!

Geez Blake, calm your wrinkly balls!

Clyde has some serious bowel movements.

Bobbi: You’re not seriously bringing another “bundle of joy” into this equation?

Yes, yes he is.

This little greenling is Darielle. I had to think so hard for a name.

This is a very important picture.

Daenerys is potty trained, and that completes her toddler training. Only a million more to go.

While not specifically on the list of “how to raise your kids well”, having them sleep is a good way for them to succeed in school. I have Cole aim for them to have a least Bs.

Even if its in his bed and taking his spot.

Oh well, not like he ever has a moment to sleep anyway.

Cole: At least, the story did make her like, sleep.

Indeed it did.

She is so peacefully asleep. Will it last?

Daenerys: Dante, watchu doing?

Being peacefully alseep. Will it last?

Nope, nothing lasts.

Dalyra found her way to the bathroom, but couldn’t fall back asleep.

Bellatrix may not help much with the kids, but she keeps the fridge full, so at least Cole can grab a quick full meal before going back to his duties.

Bellatrix: Meh…

Hey, look at this, an infinity of cake to further full the fridge!

Many many cakes.

It’s the quadruplet’s birthday, as well as Dante’s (finally).

Bobbi: Here goes Baby #759.

You only have 7 kids.

Bobbi: Noted, thanks for the tip.

Cole brings Dante.

Dalyra: Someone to share my sleepless nights with?

Sparkles!

You’ll see his makeover later. We got genes to meet.

First is Duncan.

Mother’s hair, father’s eyes, No idea about the face.

Bobbi: Now goes Baby #3

Number 3 would be Daenerys.

Bobbi: You expect me to remember their names?

DAISHA! YOU HAVE THEM!

It may not look like it, but she has Tonya’s eyes! Purple! You little cutie.

Bobbi: Bah, #7. Can’t be wrong, I know he’s at least one of the few lasts.

Fair enough.

I’ll just call him Damien, wether or not Bobbi likes it.

D is for Demon, there fore Damien crashed my game. Took me some time to realize it was the hairstyle I chose for him. I had to replay a couple of days.

Everything went the same except for this…

While Clyde still kept the baby.

This time around, it’s a he. AND I TRIED SO HARD TO FIND A NICE D FEMALE NAME! I liked Darielle 😦

Oh well, this time he is Daryl. He is Clumsy and Stupid (ouch) and like Lilac, Frog Legs and Epic music.

So since Damien was being a little bitch with his hair, I decided him and his brothers would all have the same hairstyle because three boys of three different hair colors. Spoiler? Oh well.

So there, Clyde’s hair (Or Dean’s?), Bobbi’s eyes, mixed face.

And finally, Drake.

Bobbi’s eyes, Tonya’s hair color. I know it is not Cole’s because of the roots.

Dante’s child makeover.

I’m happy with all the different genetics combinations, even if there aren’t many different unique looks.

Aaaaaand back to it.

Only one walker, otherwise too easy. We wouldn’t want to be easy on Cole, would we?

Drake experiences his inner drake instinct.

Drake: Grr.

While there are toddlers to be trained and be taken care of, what does Bobbi do?

Bobbi: Man, that chair looks comfy.

Dante: So, have you gotten to slumber?

Dalyra: Yeah, once.

Quite frankly, this toddler situation ruined those two’s childhood, making them completely uninteresting because all they did was try to get a bedtime story, never get one, try to sleep, be woken up, rinse, repeat. I got frustrated because how are they supposed to get a chance at heirship like that? So I got the “No Autonomous Ask for Bedtime Story” Mod after this chapter is over. Call me a cheater, I’m giving them a fairer chance.

This one though.

Joaquin. Barbara and Gobias’s son. What a wonderful mix.

Side view.

This is hilarious!

Oh yes!

Do have more!

Cole gets to relinquish his spot once more, even if the kids have their own bedrooms.

Bobbi: I can smell my death-obsessed son close.

At least you remember something about one of your kids.

Dean: Alien kid effect, am I right?

No, that’s the ghost effect.

Dean: Boat effect? Never knew Clyde had such bad seasickness.

Something else to get sick with! It’s Love Day!

Cole: Oh, I haven’t interacted with you for, like, a week!

So they did precisely what they did together a week ago.

Cole: We did, like, what spawned Duncan.

Bobbi: Yeah, that’s how- Who’s Duncan?

Gnome: They did it, I saw it!

Two of them spawned!

I never knew how to get those. Now that I do…they’re perverts.

Bellatrix really does NOT seem to enjoy grandkids.

Bellatrix: That’s not my idea of calm retirement.

Boohoo.

We get a trick-or-treater. My simself’s daughter Kora.

Cole: Happy Love like Day!

It’s Daryl’s birthday!

Will he beat Barbara’s creepiness?

No, he will not.

While he has the skintone issue, the alien eyes helps him and he does not twist his head like he needs to be exorcised.

Cats. They still exist.

Barbossa: I’m stuck in the rug.

Oooh, sparkles!

Not so stuck now, are you?

Aaaw, little old kitty.

Barbossa: I’m stuck again.

See this?

This is a cute alien toddler.

And this, is a scary thing.

Cole: Hur hur, Duncan. Your training is done, like.

Here is Dalyra’s bedroom. With her soundly asleep.

Brown and Green to reflect her favorite color as well as Daisha, with whom she will share the room with in the future.

Dante is aslo asleep.

In his Hot Pink, Violet and Purple bedroom, that he will share with Daenerys and Damien.

But until then, the toddlers still share the nursery.

Drake: But this block is mine, I’m not sharing this block.

Toddler skilling goes up, while Cole’s needs go down.

Cole: Can’t you, like, age up already?

First day on the bus for Dante! Dalyra finally gets company.

Dante: Careful sister. This bus driver is a demon. Keep your arm straight and steady, and she will not see us.

Bellatrix is 90 days old, time to snap her things.

Bellatrix: Why, you invasive brat! Those are very private things, and you’re showing them to everyone?

Oh no! That’s why it said aging disabled!

Bellatrix: I will not take this. I’m leaving, pfft!

She is only too happy to go with Grimmy.

Bellatrix: Bah, take me away from those snotty kids and that like-child of mine, thank you kind sir!

Simultaneously, Bobbi’s father dies as well.

Making the Moonwisps rich.

That may be why she lost consciousness.

Drake: Ma?

This here, is a wonder of nature. This here, could have been the current torch-holder, had Bane won heirship. This is his eldest son Virgil, with who I will be leaving you with for tonight.

Virgil: What?

On a side note, just a reminder that The Family has some people up for download, if you would ever like one of the spare’s kids, you only need ask and I’ll fork them over.

Also, if anyone knows where Cassandra’s hair is from, I have lost the link and therefore she is the only one without it in the notes. Your help would be appreciated, as well as your thoughts on the kids. 🙂 Happy Simming!

2.4- Typical Legacy Style

Another update, yes! Last time, babies aged, and Bellatrix became a bit more awesome at her job, thanks to people dying at her show.

So we start this update with…

Dean’s farewell. 😦

Quite literally as soon as Bellatrix’s last show ended, Dean woke up to expire.

Abducted 7 times or more (I did not document all of them), he “gifted” us with the most terrifying toddler in the whole Sim-world, who luckily grew out of it.

Grimmy: Aw man…wrong side?

Err, what in the world, Aurora?

She wished this upon his death, and it makes no sense. o.O

Barbara is the only one at the scene.

Her only known parent dies, and it breaks her heart 😦

Since I missed Dean’s, I quickly snap Aurora’s Lifetime Happiness points.

Dean died at age 90 (which is why I did not expect it), with between 75,000 and 150,000 Lifetime Happiness points, and at Level 7 of the Teacher’s Career. Not bad for an Idiot who never came close to completing his lifetime wish!

Barbossa takes out his sorrow on this poor innocent newspaper.

Even though he barely knew Dean. Barbossa, I mean, not the newspaper.

In an effort to make everyone a little bit happier, let’s throw a party for Bellatrix’s birthday!

And look who’s invited!

Tyrrel: Hey!

Not you…Getting in the way, seriously…

I meant her!

Samali, the author of the Rourke Epic Legacy, who had the courage to give me her simself!

Quick, Bellatrix, introduce yourself!

Salomé: Hey, look, looooook, I’m pregnant.

Tried to give Samali the closest hair to what she should have, hope you like it!

This is the dog that the simselves adopted.

So cute!

Time for Bellatrix to enter mature adulthood!

If she is over growing up yet and allows it.

So far so good.

Randi: Cole is crying!

Tyrrel: Cole is crying.

Salomé: COLE IS CRYING!

Samali: Meh, Cole is crying.

Did not change much, as usual.

Bellatrix: Hey, not too bad. *Midlife Crisis*

Randi: Hey, Cole is crying.

Tyrrel: Where’s Cole? He’s crying.

Clyde: Hmm, me-sa son cryin’

Here’s Cole…NOT CRYING!

But possibly requiring attention for he’s attempting to merge with the xylophone.

Invited to the party but never bothered to go to the kitchen until cake was served is Regan, Cassandra and Cole’s cousin.

She’s lovely.

BUT SO IS HE!

Little kitty begging for attention.

Cassandra begs for attention too.

Barbara happily obliges. (By the way, despite being a first generation alien, Barbara does not have alien powers)

Clyde: NOW, me-sa son is cryin’!

Clyde: And me-sa hates he-sa!

Parenting skills? I thought this guy was family-oriented.

Time to calm down and get a change of clothes, Aurora comes to punish Clyde’s bad attitude.

Aurora, you always had peculiar faces.

Just a day after her spouse, the legacy’s founder’s lifespark extinguishes.

And somehow that gave permission to a random townie to crash in and participate in the mourning…

This poor poor unfortunate townie.

Can’t remember which family she’s from. Crumplebottom I think.

Aurora begs for her life.

Aurora: All I got to do was parent and write about balls, in a tiny shit house!

But Grimmy doesn’t want to hear it, and Aurora’s tomb is set next to Dean’s next to the top part of the pond.

Aurora’s says “She liked balls.” and Dean’s “Please don’t abduct the grave.”

Aurora died at age 93, with 172,352 Lifetime Happiness Points. She achieved her Lifetime Wish, made it to Level 7 of the Writer’s Career. She had 9 points in writing, and a bunch of scattered points.

Annnnnd Clyde is a coward.

Barbossa: Dude, someone just died! No time for a nap!

On “happier” news, my simself gave birth.

And of course they couldn’t even choose a horrible name.

Okay, Bane takes the trophy of disappointment on this one.

He got himself a Mercedes…I mean an elder girlfriend.

Here she is. That sure is the old Mercedes model, huehue.

Hey there Bruce, only sucessful spare that has a girlfriend, a daughter and a job.

The morning following Aurora’s death, I find this bird in Bellatrix’s inventory.

We name him Hercules. But our previous bird, Pandora, is nowhere to be found. (I’m guessing she was in Aurora’s inventory when she died and upon passing to next of kin, changed species and size of bird…)

But it’s double birthday time!

For eldest kid Cassandra.

Who will hopefully differ from her mother.

And tiny cutey Cole.

Who will hopefully remain a cutey.

Cassandra’s twirl

Aw, so cute even if she’s possibly a face-clone.

This guy is an ultimate heart-breaker though!

Except maybe in this picture.

Cassandra after her makeover!

She locked Irresistible (like her father), to go along with Eccentric, Friendly and Cat Person. She’s adorable (like her mom >.>).

Cole continues the Moonwisp tradition of aging into female hair.

It almost suits him.

After his makeover.

Cole rolls Couch Potato, to join Loves the Cold and Loves the Outdoors. So…he likes to sit around on a bench at the park in winter…

Bellatrix wants to teach Cassandra to drive, and she wants to learn, so let’s get it going!

Bellatrix: My hand broke like this because of a bad driver.

Bad motivational?

Cassandra: OMG Mom! You suck!

Bellatrix took it very personally and goes to cry on her mother’s shoulder.

Bellatrix: My daughter hates me, how did you make me love you? *sob*

Really just lowering the effect of the mourning moodlet. >.>

However, the time has come… *Start sad music*

The time to make this bed, one last final time.

And move on to happy days!

Like the days where Papaya (the gnome) finally moved for the first time, only to sit his fat bottom in the middle of the living room, never to move again.

Cassandra, however, hardly knows joy, she has many moodswings.

Cassandra: I salute thee, cake. You shall serve the worthy purpose of drowning my emotions in sweetness.

After she was done eating her emotions, Cassandra finally accepted to learn how to drive.

Need to give a better look to that car, so terrible to look at.

Look, Aurora came out already!

Aurora: ‘Sup?

Dean too!

Together in death ❤

Except Aurora went straight for the computer.

Aurora: My Farmville crops won’t harvest themselves…

And Dean for a book he chose to read in the kids’ bedroom.

He never found time in life to read his wife’s books, but now he does.

Next day, as soon as he was back from work, Clyde RAN to the litterbox to clean it.

Don’t mind the fact that the clumps are half of Barbossa’s size.

And that size…is small.

Is it what it feels like to be a kitten?

Bellatrix, meanwwhile, is greeted at her show with a admiring fan.

She has the wrong suit again… -_-

Zoomed back home to the tiniest creature in the world.

Barbossa: It’s my birthday, Arr.

Handsomest cat ever.

He used to be tiny, now he’s huge by cat standards.

Clyde: Me-sa has birthday too!

All on his lonesome at home.

This guy runs everywhere.

He ran to finish his lame painting.

And Bellatrix came back home with a goldfish.

Behold mighty Poseidon!

Cole chats up the papparazi in the little hours of the morning.

Cole: Like…your breath, it’s cold, and I like cold. So…yeah.

He then heads inside for his favorite passtime.

Watching TV. His next trait better be a fun one.

While the girls are off to prom, in their outerwear.

Because ten feet from the door to the car is too hard when there isn’t even a trace of snow outside.

Nothing much happened, except for this.

Oh, the irony.

Which means, with the teens out and Bellatrix performing, it’s an all boys night at home.

Cole: So, like, sometimes, outside it’s like, uh, foggy, like and kinda cold? And um, I like it. Yeah.

Clyde’s face shows he shares my concerns about Cole’s mental wellbeing and the crystallization of his personnality.

While the boys literally talk about the weather, Bellatrix is putting on a spectacular show.

Gimme them promotions!

She’s actually starting to be sucessful!

About time, she is level 6 of the Acrobat Career by now.

7 now. Yay!

Only 3 more steps to her Lifetime Wish. 3 long hard steps.

Steps which you will all get to see next time, as well as more of the kids, and some spicey spicey stuff! Remember to hit the like button and to comment your impressions.

2.3- Firefly

Hello Simmers! At least I assume you’re a simmer if you’re reading this. Last time, Bellatrix started working on her career, Cassandra aged into a child, Cole into a toddler, and there was a bird called Pandora. This time, more acrobat stuff, our first death (spoiler?), and a cute toddler.

Cassandra being a child and Cole being not so far behind, they get to share a bedroom.

Irish Green and Purple in one room… Why does that remind me of something? (Bane and Bruce)

Speaking of Bane, he didn’t even get a baby out of her.

Oh well, she was getting pretty old.

Cassandra singing to her Imaginary Friend Cosmo.

Hogging the bathroom until she needs to sleep.

Then she bugs her mom for a bedtime story. In her parent’s bed.

Bellatrix: Fall asleep, you little shit.

Cassandra: Meh, this place is boring, I’ll just go in the treehouse.

That is so not mainstream, right.

What’s really not mainstream is teens doing their homework.

Only aliens would. Barbara is the only one to ever had a B in school.

…

Clyde? You broke it?

Clyde: Me-sa so irresistibel even bathtub get wet.

Erm…right, it’s broken then.

Too bad, because Bellatrix is out at a venue to practice her moves.

Her ACROBAT moves. This old man is just creepily watching her. And hey Sandi, ex-potential-sister-in-law! She gave an 84$ tip.

Bellatrix gets to know the proprietor, AnnMarie SomethingStuff.

Hard time looking straight? How much did you drink, AnnMarie?

Meanwhile, Barbara and Clyde befriend one another.

Better not start flirting once Barb ages up. >.>

Cole makes the cutest faces.

His legs though. Ouch, your poor Aurora’s precious, son.

At the Coffee Shop, Bellatrix decides the best way to impress AnnMarie is mimicking total brain disfunction.

“Errrhughu”

AnnMarie is terrified and throws holy water balloons at her.

AnnMarie: Begone, evil!

Bellatrix: Oh, woe is me! I am vanquished.

As the nigth falls, Cassandra attempts to suck all will to live from the adults.

Dean: Oh my God, this kid. Tell her a story and she won’t sleep. *sigh* Can’t believe it. It was Raymundo too.  Oh God, where goes my life, not even in her own bed.

Bellatrix: I feel your pain, Daddy!

“Though I was exorcised, I fear I haved birthed another creature of the night…”

“So…Do I get the gig?”

AnnMarie: Vade Retro Satana, come back tomorrow, we will recover your soul from the world of Styx.

Cassandra hears none of them and keeps her spreading of misery.

Barbara: Come on, I just want to shower, for ONCE!

Cassandra: Erhmahgurd, Cosmo!

Not seeing much of Aurora, but poor old thing only reads and plays computer all day.

Aurora: Who are you calling poor? This whole house was build on my royalties.

That you were only able to make thanks to some outer force. >.>

With her mom always out and her dad giving attention to bathtubs and such things, Cassandra never learnt what a real meal is.

“Huh? Orange icecream is perfectly fine! Orange is a fruit and icecream is dairy!”

Barbara, though she was never taught, is a model when it comes to healthy living. Homework, exercise, decent sleep, good hygiene (she only stinks because of working out).

Makes up for not being a planned birth?

This one was planned for, and oh booooy.

Cole: Dawwy? I’m ungwy!

Clyde: Shh, admire me face.

Bellatrix arrives early for her show, where someone decides it’s as good a place as any to die.

Dudette: I saw the great Stinky Trixie, I can die in peace.

At least in gathers a decently large crowd for the show.

In which there is an old guy who looks a lot like Dean (without the mustache). Also, this pretty girl who reminds me a lot of someone else.

Investigating, no wonder why.

Bane, get the daughter!

It’s Lisa French, she is pretty.

No father somehow.

ANYHOW, back in the action!

Grimmy: I have come to requisition Dudette McStuff’s demon soul!

AnnMarie: That’s not her…

Grimmy: Oh? So this guy then?

Guy: Aw, come ON, I paid for this show…

Poor Bellatrix, no-one is watching. Not even the proprietor.

AnnMarie: That’ll do! Demon! Take those two souls and leave Bellatrix alone!

Yay, Sandi, thanks for the enthusiasm.

AnnMarie: Oculum Pendulum momentum septum!

Whose performance are you talking about?

Abusing the crowd for some extra money.

People: Oh hey, a performer, didn’t see her there.

How?

How Sandi? You were here all night and NOT Sam!

Back home, Bellatrix makes an important phone call.

Which hopefully will please Cassandra.

Since the Moonwisps get a kitty!

Barbossa the kitten! He is Genius and Friendly. (Black cat on dark purple carpet, sorry.)

Bellatrix: How about I dump you in the pond? Hey? What do you say?

Barbossa: You’re a big fat yeti.

Poor big fat yeti heads to the Town Hall immediately after.

The Moonwisp family is now investing into real estate. Bellatrix bought the beach for 34 838$.

The torch-holder then goes to the park, hoping for another gig.

Bellatrix: OMG I’m trapped.

Which means little Cole has to depend on completely clueless imbeciles to take care of him.

Barbara: What do I do? There’s no intel about that from the mothership!

Cassandra could care less about her baby brother.

Cassandra: Treehouse, duh.

Daawww, Bellatrix and Clyde deeply love one another despite the wide difference in intelligence.

Even more Daawww, Dean is running to Aurora for some autonomous affection.

As was said.

Too cute.

HERE’S SOMEONE EVEN CUTER!

JUST LOOK AT HIM!

Another type of love…

No more kids, Bellatrix needs her LTW. Or does she?

Kitty Barbossa all curled up in his gigantic cat module.

Do you feel lonely?

>.< You two!

(Yeah, hiding my family name. it’ll be changed to Voguishstorm one day) I hope the baby turns out MONSTRUOUS!

Clyde scanning art (a plant) for his Art appraiser career.

Hopefully he’ll do this on his own enough to get a decent level in his job.

Mother and son skilling. Bellatrix with a tabcast.

Bellatrix: I’ll teach you how to talk trash!

Park meeting time.

Sir CatFluff: You don’t belong here.

Lord KittyMeow: This does not concern you. Leave.

Can’t leave, but can watch Bellatrix’s show.

New acrobat suit, of coal and fire.

So graceful!

So flexible! A bunch of pixels and I am jealous.

Enough for today! Told you there would be our first death! Next time, many tears (my game will crash at some point) and some birthdays, OF COURSE! Thanks for reading ❤